With the "Rat Man" episode
up and running you're probably wondering what else is coming your way in the
world of Drake Thornton: Monster Hunter.
Well, honestly there's a good chance that you haven't given it a second thought
but be that as it may we're going to tell you anyway. It's for your own good.
Trust us.
Drake and Ralph will be heading to
Florida in the next episode to track down a dangerous swamp creature that bears
no legal resemblance to The Creature From the Black Lagoon. Along the way they
enjoy witty banter, little airline bottles of gin, cotton candy and who knows
what else? Well, we do naturally since we made the show by why pack this post
with spoilers?
In other episodes you'll meet their
neighbor Gary who is totally obsessed with zombies. There will also be a
colorful assortment of vampires, werewolves and everybody's favorite cartoon
monsters...ghost pirates! You will also see powerful robot soldiers and an
insanely twisted parody of The Wizard of
Oz. Now you're interested, aren't you? Come on...admit it...you're somewhat
curious. Well, maybe monsters aren't your thing. There will be sex! Sexy maids.
Sex robots. Sex with the farmer's daughter. This show has sex, booze, drugs,
filthy language and lots of action. It's like every show on HBO...except it's
free to watch!
So there you have it. So much to
look forward to. Kind of makes you feel glad you lived long enough to see a
world where such a show could exist doesn't it? We thought so. That's why we
made this show just for you.
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